What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:01
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which company offers affordable HVAC services in NY?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts